"They who drink beer will think beer."

Inspired by my "Beer Myths" post, JG sends this list of beer words o' wisdom:

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa

He was a wise man who invented beer.
-- Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
-- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm II

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson

They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving