Monday, February 04, 2008

Chicken soup for the Joltin' Django (redux)

A few months ago, I endeavored to post my very own recipe for chicken soup -- with accompanying pictures, no less. I had some problems with my digital camera and it didn't happen. Well, it's happening now.

Joltin' Django's Chicken Soup

Ingredients

2 whole chickens (cheap chick'ns from the supermarket, or "organic" bug-eating/sh**-eating chick'ns from the Yuppiemart)
7 carrots
1 package of celery (with plenty of leaves)
2 large white onions
5 cloves of garlic
Kosher salt
Black pepper
Dried thyme
Egg Noodles

Directions

Peel three carrots and cut 'em in half
Pick out three stalks of celery that have a lot of leaves on 'em
Quarter one onion
Peel garlic cloves
Rinse chickens in cold water and pat dry


Throw chickens, carrots, celery, onion and garlic in a large stock pot and cover with water
Dump in, oh, a tablespoon of salt and an equal amount of black pepper


Bring chickens and stock vegetables to a boil
Lower heat to slow simmer and cook for 2 hours
(Note: My large stock pot didn't cost very much. Thus, it has a very thin bottom. Since I don't have a heat-diffuser, I slowly bring my chickens and vegetables up to a boil - while constantly stirring - so's nothing sticks to the bottom of the pot.)

Remove chickens to a platter or shallow baking dish
Strain stock into smaller stock pot
(Note: Now, some limp-wristed chefs will tell you to skim off the little droplets of fat that rise to the surface of chicken stock. Hell, I've even heard some TV chefs say that stock should be put in the refrigerator for several hours so all of the fat can congeal at the top and be removed. As Anthony Bourdain once said, most of the flavor in a stock is concentrated in those little droplets of fat; and only a fool would remove such from a homemade stock.)
Discard boiled vegetables


Remove skin from chickens and debone; hand-pull into large chunks
Dice remaining carrots and remaining onion
Dice three large stalks of celery
Place chicken and vegetables in stock
Throw in a tablespoon of thyme and more salt if needed
Bring soup to medium simmer and cook for 10 minutes
Remove soup from burner and throw in 2 cups of egg noodles
Cover and let stand for 10 minutes, or until egg noodles are soft


Serve!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"organic" bug-eating/sh**-eating chick'ns from the Yuppiemart

RATHER A BUG EATING SHIT EATINING CHICKEN THAT ONE THAT HAS BEEN PUMPED FULL OF HORMOMES AND IODINE