A Man's guide to filling his belly, pickling his liver, and clouding his lungs in Nashville, Middle Tennessee, and parts beyond. "Because no man should settle for light beer, tofu, skim milk, or a restaurant best known for its grilled-chicken salad." Send all comments, questions, suggestions and threats to: NighSeenCreeder@aol.com
Saturday, February 06, 2010
Duke's!
According to Y'all, the Magazine of Southern People, you're "so Southern" if ...
I guess that makes me pretty damn Southern, n'est-ce pas?!
You and that Duke's mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is better.
ReplyDeleteMiracle Whip is better.
ReplyDeleteTo borrow a line from Mr. Wakefield on "The Andy Griffith Show," I'm gonna hit you right in the mouth.
Just kidding. Miracle Whip is not mayo ... it's salad dressing. And Joltin' Django don't do salad dressing.
To borrow another line from Andy, "It's goo-oo-uhd!"
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